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why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth
I don’t know why don’t you ask the bread baking in my vagina.
i’m sorry for whatever i said that caused you to say what you just said
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*
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Eggscellent news
I’ve been laughing at this for ten minutes.
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